Party: Matt Bellassai: "Everything Is Awful" Tour

Party: Matt Bellassai: "Everything Is Awful" Tour

**Admission includes a copy of his new book, Everything is Awful**

About:
Matt Bellassai is a touring comedian, Internet personality, self-appointed Life Critic, and now...semi-esteemed author. Celebrate the release of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL: AND OTHER OBSERVATIONS with a one-of-a-kind, stage show full of anger, judgement, and fully-clothed-full-frontal-nudity as Matt rants about life, liberty and the pursuit of unhappiness. Every ticket comes with a signed copy of his new book and an evening of irreversible, potentially-scarring memories that will keep your therapist busy.

Matt Bellassai was born around 1400 BC. Historians disagree on the exact date, but agree he was abandoned by his mother in a wicker basket soon after his birth and sent down the Nile wrapped only in a scratchy blanket full of grass stains, dirt and fingernails. He was eventually found and raised by a family of wealthy Egyptian royals. He grew up to lead the Israelites to freedom. But nobody believes him when he tells that story. So he has to say he was born in 1990. Like some kind of non-biblical loser.

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