Party: Evolution Islands - Jokes Please!

Party: Evolution Islands - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award winning comedy show (Best Fake Plant in the Biz (2016)) that happens every Thursday. This week’s show is about EVOLUTION ISLANDS.

Evolution is easy: be patient and procreate. But! Some people think human evolution is done. No! Do your part: be patient and go on a date. Oh, you don’t wanna wait millions of years to see humans who can SEE sound and TASTE sights? Fair! LET’S SPEED IT UP!

Solution: island colonies isolated from the rest of the human population for about 30000 generations. Like a Madagascar but for humans. People would volunteer themselves and their lineage like those people who want to go to Mars. A Mars colony saves us if Earth gets asteroided and evolution islands save us if we get diseased or the earth gets lava-ed and we have to fly perpetually and the island folks evolved that weird ability.

Plus we could televise it! A perpetual Survivor meets Big Brother meets Big Bang Theory (because of all the science and banging).

I read one old man scientist that said evolution in humans has stopped because old men don't get people pregnant anymore (old men have more genetic mutations). NICE TRY OLD SCIENCE MAN.

Comedians include:

Adam Pateman
Fatima Dhowre
Pam Choi
Jacob Samuel
Hamza Zain
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4