Party: Bears: A Jokes Please! Edition

Party: Bears: A Jokes Please! Edition

Shooooooot! We unfortunately invited several bears to this event and we are still going to do our edgiest bear jokes! We know, bears are not known for their humour sense. But let's be honest, bears are not really known that well. Maybe they love comedy? Hopefully they don't mind being ZINGED!

Examples of crowd work "jokes" you may see:

"Hey grizzly! Get a haircut you rube!"

"Oh, hello polar, what's your job? Do you work on the EXPRESS? THE POLAR EXPRESS! Your habitat has so few jobs you idiot!"

"Hey black bear, I don't mean to paint your whole species with broad strokes but I can't help it, CAUSE YOU"RE ONLY ONE COLOUR and you guys are broad, you know... fat! From all that garbage. You know, because of habitat encroachment, idiot!"

"Kodiak bear? Film is dead. And we can still hunt you so... ROASTED!"

" A gummi bear from my pocket? Oooooh you are a DIRTY LITTLE BEAR! Oh yes you are! OH IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU PC JOKE POLICE? BLOG ABOUT IT."

"Ect."*

Comedians:

(R)Andy Cañete
Fatima Dhowre
Abdul Aziz
Shane Clark
Mark Nesbitt
Colin Sharp

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Cover is $5
Drinks are $4

*We love and respect bears and I would let one eat me if it needed the nutrients to live or if it was just a bit hungry and seemed cool otherwise.